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RAMBO IV THE MOVIE

Jan 19, 2008, 07:00 PM [Reply]

THIS IS THE REAL MOVIE

 

                  RAMBO IV

 

 

    

IMAGINE THIS SCENARIO:

     RAMBO IS OLD (IT IS NUMBER 4 ... WHAT THE HELL) AND HE HAVE 2 FRIENDS (OF CORSE ... ANOTHER OLD FRIENDS).

     THEY GO ON WAR WHIT THEIR MACHINEGUNS TO SHOT SOME ENEMY.

     BUT SURPRISE !!!

     IN THE MOVIE APPEARS JENNA JAMESON WHIT HER ARSENAL.

     WE DON'T KNOW IF SHE'S ON STALONE SIDE OR SHE'S HIS ENEMY.

WE FIND OUT IN NEXT EPISODE. LET'S RETURN TO OUR MOVIE.

     SHE ASK THE THREE OLD FU_KING GUYS IF THEIR MACHINE GUNS WORKS, AND IF GOOD TO USE TO MAKE A BLOW JOB (lol).

RAMBO, POLITE, SAY: MY MACHINE GUN IS OLD AND IT MUST BE POLISH WHIT SOME SPECIAL STUFF

JENNA: YE? WHAT SPECIAL STUFF?

RAMBO: YOU GOT TO GIVE ME SOME LUBRIFICATION, BUT BEFORE, I GOT TO TAKE SOME VIAGRA, ME AND MY FRIENDS

JENNA: OOO, IF THAT'S ALL IT'S OK FOR ME. I WILL MAKE U SHOOT SOME GUY.

AFTER 200 HOURS AND 5 BILLONS OF BULLETS, GRENADES, FIREWORKS AND BLISTERS OF VIAGRA, FINALY HE WIN (OF CORSE NEXT TO HIS FRIENDS AND JENNA)

 

THE END (I HOPE) 

 

P.S.: DURING THE MOVIE STALONE GO TO TAKE HIS RETIRED PAY 4 TIMES.

 

(in next episode Rocky Balboa - Reloaded)

 

 I INVITE YOU TO PUT ANOTHER VERSION OF THIS SCENARIO ... OR NOT 

 

R.I.P.

Mar 07, 2008, 07:17 PM [Reply]

ya totally crack me up mate,e

there,s a film in the making

take care mate,e

laters byeeeeeeeeeee

its just mad being mad-its just crazy being crazy-but its great just being me

 

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