#10. Life is sexually transmitted
# 9. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
# 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection,make him a sandwich.
#7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won`t bother you for weeks.
#6. Some people are like a slinky....not really good for anything, but you still can`t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
#5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
#4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you $.30 ?
#2. In the 60`s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And the #1 thought for 2008:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we havent`t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
#### And the Bonus thought for today; "Life is like a jar of jalapenos...... What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow".
