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The Prisoner lol...

Mar 03, 2008, 11:49 AM [Reply]

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.

 

She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.

 

"What's wrong with you?" she asked him.

 

"Remember when your father caught us together when you were 16?" he replied. "And remember, he said, I had two choices - I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison."

 

Baffled, she said, "Yes, I remember. So?"

 

"I would have gotten out today."

kikoeteru yo mou aenai to wakatte mo... www.kikoeteru.blogspot.com

Mar 03, 2008, 07:37 PM [Reply]

Marriage sucks...everybody knows it...

"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde

Mar 04, 2008, 02:40 AM [Reply]

mmm..interesting.

Wish I Had An Angel

Mar 06, 2008, 07:48 PM [Reply]

HAH...HAH...HA....HA...

maize made in heaven

Mar 06, 2008, 07:49 PM [Reply]

U HAV GOT MY VOTE BABY....HAHAHA

maize made in heaven

 

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