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The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing is here...

Mar 23, 2008, 09:39 AM [Reply]

Body Piercing

 

 

As much as it grieves me to tell

 

 

you this .......

 

 

 

 

 

 

The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing is here...

 

 

 

 

Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this 'Chic' new procedure.
The going rate on the South coast now exceeds £7500 due to the ever increasing demand.
Many men though feel the procedure is worth every penny……

 

 

 

 

 

Zip it!!

 

 

 

 

 

(I so deserve a slap for this one!! LOL!!)

Dragon Slap

 


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Mar 23, 2008, 09:43 AM [Reply]

I agree mate, you so deserve a slap

Instead you can have this

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  • 2008-03-24 06:30:49
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • That's why I'm called.........

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Be well & happy

Mar 23, 2008, 08:06 PM [Reply]

G'day mate you make a point....but the mouth can be used for other things......Are you really willing to make the sacrifice for a little peace and quite!

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  • 2008-03-24 06:32:57
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • When she start swallowing swords and stuff......YEAH!

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Always keep a dream in your heart!

Mar 23, 2008, 08:08 PM [Reply]

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  • 2008-03-24 06:35:14
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • "Nice ring"

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Always keep a dream in your heart!

Mar 23, 2008, 08:10 PM [Reply]

My Joe would never consider this useless procedure....hmmmmm

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  • 2008-03-24 06:38:30
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • Is that gum or has one of your teeth fallen out?

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Always keep a dream in your heart!

Mar 23, 2008, 08:28 PM [Reply]

orrrrrrrr that is so not gonna go down well.......

but i think its a bueatie...........haaaaaa haaaaaaa

just so needed a laugh cheers mate..

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  • 2008-03-24 06:39:28
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • Talking about going down well,

    Sara seems to be hinting a lot!!!

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its just mad being mad-its just crazy being crazy-but its great just being me

Mar 23, 2008, 09:33 PM [Reply]

hehe!!It could be very useful in some situations...

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  • 2008-03-24 06:42:57
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • Like when it's shopping time??????

    "What would you like dear?........Nothing?........... Ok then cool."

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"To define is to limit" Oscar Wilde

Mar 24, 2008, 05:48 AM [Reply]

Wow, S**T!

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Wish I Had An Angel

Mar 29, 2008, 09:07 AM [Reply]

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  • 2008-03-31 07:55:20
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • LL!!!

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Am just a girl who want to pass through life without bothering anyone and possibly have as much friend as i can.

Apr 02, 2008, 08:58 AM [Reply]

waaaaaaaa u really gonna get a piercig i really hate piercing and there is alot of people get dangerous infection so they have to lose a limb or something because of unclean process this isanyway i dont think they gave any beuties to the person doing them really just make me sick and i think most of them are homo

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  • 2008-04-07 07:16:04
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • I think I touched a nerve!!!

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!

    Infection????? Is total mouth removal possible these days then?

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i ll watch over you every night

Apr 07, 2008, 04:42 AM [Reply]

^slaps^

You're just jealous 'cos I'm posher than you :P

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  • 2008-04-07 07:17:28
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • "you're not as posh as me!!"

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  • 2008-04-07 15:17:05
  • 1794767
  • [img]http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/quiz/yorkshire/images/timnice300.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/quiz/yorkshire/cosmo2.shtml&h=200&w=300&sz=13&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=QKO4uN5eMBEXVM:&tbnh=77&tbnw=116&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtim%2Bnice%2Bbut%2Bdim%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG[/img]

    You are NOT from Yorkshire!

    You are probably a softie Southerner, or a Northerner who'd like to forget they'd ever encountered a mystery meat pie! Shame on you!

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Apr 11, 2008, 11:11 AM [Reply]

Are you a softie southerner. What meat pie is he on about?? Can I have gravy with mine

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  • 2008-04-11 12:14:13
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • Ay up lass, ya forgot me black pudding!!

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Be well & happy

Apr 11, 2008, 12:27 PM [Reply]

be careful.. lips are also for pleasure, u reallllyyyy don't wanna zip that..

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  • 2008-04-11 14:20:06
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • Really

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"Yes, I like my coffee hot and strong … Like I like my women: hot and ..strong … with a spoon in them."

May 13, 2008, 03:31 AM [Reply]

I had more fun reading all your comments now that is funny

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  • 2008-05-13 08:04:58
  • PaRappa The Rapper(1794767)
  • I'm glad you liked it!!!

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Kathy

Sep 01, 2008, 03:04 AM [Reply]

my gf instantly said that she wouldn't be able to give a blowjob anymore. I told her: that why there's a zipper honey.

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Nov 22, 2009, 02:35 AM [Reply]

lol...that is horrible, but so funny at the same time


Nov 22, 2009, 11:35 AM [Reply]

It's meant to be, hehehehehe


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Apr 12, 2010, 08:21 PM [Reply]

hehehhe good one

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