So now that I can not make a serious music post with song samples because of the fucking auditing system (FUCK THE AUDITING SYSTEM YET AGAIN!!), I decided to post some idiotic stuff that will piss off women all around, just for fun...This is what I call "The Belluci Scale" and it is the one I created to rate women BASED PURELY ON PHISICAL APPEARANCE. The scale does not give a shit if the woman is a rocket scientist or if she can not say a complete sentence right, it is only based on looks.

As in any scale, we need a model to compare other women with, so in this case the perfect woman (a 10) will be Monica Belluci, to me the best looking girl alive (go figure!, she isn´t even goth...hehe). She has the pretty face, sexy look, hot lips, great body and adequate height.

I consider her to be perfect looking because she is hot but she can also be cute. Let´s clear up those two concepts:

Hot: a girl who raises the rawest and more pure animal instincts in men and lesbians, you just want to have sex with a hot girl, not even words required.

Cute: A girl so gorgeous that you can not stop looking at her, men and lesbians would want to have sex with a cute girl but they can see themselves in a relationship with her and if given the right amount of drugs, even get married with her.

The other terms used in the scale are self explanatory.

So here is the scale and some examples to get you a clearer idea...women can leave their hate comments at the end of the post...ask me if I fucking care...

 The Belluci Scale To Rate Women

Examples:

  Note: For more examples look at the pics that my kind friends leave in my guestbook, the girls in the pics will be rated according to this scale...

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2

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4

 5

 6

 7

8

9 

10 

Needless to say that this is a post inttended to provide me with some fun while doing it and nothing more...  

i like your post i voted

you are very funny, monti!

I had a lot of fun reading your post...

At least now I will know what pictures to choose for you... I think from 1 till 4 will be OK? Of course, I am joking. good systemetization... You are looking at this in a very rational way...

number 10 is really fit lol

I bet you had fun mate...I know you wanted to put number 2 as number 10 really.

good stuff, personally I'd put number 9 at the top of the list lol....can't say I'm a big Jessica Alba fan

Oh my I think #1 haha just kidding, It all depends on what you like, do you like blondes then of course it would be #10 now If you like big boobs that would be #8

but of coures I can,t speek for what man like, I don't fix that bill, and I can,t speak for the Lesbians because I am not one, now on the other hand some men might pick #2 because they like them big, well you wanted my opinion and I gave it to you

Hahahahahaha number one made me laugh "Ugly + Evolutionary Error = Imperfect"

Great post but I think number 9 is hotter than 10 but that's just my opinion :P

number 9 he he

I'd give 10 to the 9.

But those things are always subjective.

Some people would find 10 the 2 (Yse, some people would).

I agree with what your discribe about cute & hot girl..

Of cause i choose no10 or at least 8 or 9. hehe...

can you find some for me mate.

I think the pic you send me will on the "Belluci Scale" be about 7 or even 8 as for the post,I think on woman looks alone this Scale is very very very accurate LoL.Thanks for the pic,U SEND ME SOME VERY HOT GIRLS.

Differnt and interesting post, I am sure all our ladies are busy scoring themselves and soon they will come out with a Pitt score for male bods, ha ha just joking, no offense intended.

Any way Monti score this one

number 10 hee hee monti you love stirring lol

muy bueno el ranking,

saludos desde espa?a.

Just stopped by to say hi from US.

I like how you rated the girls in the list. Me myself think that #10 girls are

over rated.

Alba is a 10!!!

and of course to Bellucci as well!!

Dear Monti,

I read your post again and again. Its compel me to laugh. Nice post. My vote go to # 10.

Take care and love.

You so funny - don't you know we girls do exactly the same thing to you?

btw no.1 is a MAN!