When I first found out my girlfriend was a queen (of the mother fucking universe) I must admit that I was a little bit shocked. I mean, ya, she gave pretty good head, but at no point during felatio did I ever think "god damn! now that's how a queen (of the mother fucking universe) should give head!". And ya, i'll admit it, she can cook a pretty damn fine meal...but I mean, do queens even cook? I found out they do. So, anyways, I find out about her little secret and all I could muster out was "k". In hindsight, she could probably rearrange my genetic makeup on the molecular level just by thinking it, but I got off without a scratch. That's dedication, baby.

There are three things you need to know about rulers of the universe. 1: They get headaches that are incurable. 2: They are occasionally sullen, downtrodden even, but for the most part are just as cute as a button. 3: The felatio is PRETTY good.

Universal rulers may seem to be very different, indeed, however, they have an appearance strikingly similar to human females. Gentleman and womanladies, be aware of their existence! Universal rulers are afoot!



for magdalena.